WARD OF THE STATE
Sweetie pie, listen. After consulting my attorney
I've decided not to release myself
into your custody.
Instead, I'm going to be a ward of the state.
I'm going to live in a large old mansion
that has been converted into a home
for people like me.
I plan to engage in many amusing activities,
table tennis chief among them.
It's been quite awhile
since I last picked up a paddle.
I'm probably a little rusty.
you are asked "not to smoke" - Extra points for use of the word whilst, and waffling about what it means to "not smoke." Thanks Tobey.
1 hour ago