They have often thrown parties on my behalf.
Who am I talking about? My staff.
I am the boss and they are the staff
And they have often thrown parties on my behalf.
Sometimes a cake is involved, sometimes with a woman inside it.
But most of the time the cake is just a regular cake
With that German chocolate icing which
I think is really disgusting but I pretend to like it anyway for their benefit. They're very sensitive and I don't want to hurt their feelings unnecessarily. I raised them from pups, you could say, and they're all I have in the world. I collected them one at a time over many years at participating locations. I compose hymns in their honor. I lose myself in their music, the music produced by my staff.