Thursday, September 11, 2008

Spam flattery

Here is an e-mail I received this morning:

Hello,

I'm the webmaster of http://www.eyefloaters.info/I wanted to
know if by any chance you would be interested in doing an unbiased review of our
site http://www.eyefloaters.info/ on
your blog http://mattcozart.blogspot.com/

If you agree you can choose between receiving a product sample or receiving
a payment.

If you choose the product sample instead of the payment the sample is yours
to keep and you don’t need to send it back.

The product sample that you can get is an ebook on eye floaters and you can
see it there: http://www.eyefloaters.info/

Please let me know if you are interested.

Thank you

G. G

Why, I'd love to! Thank you so much for this opportunity! Okay, here's my review:

PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME ANY MORE SPAM E-MAILS ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING WEBSITE.

So when do I get paid?

What, no good?

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