The Booth of Our Conniving: I just urinated into an empty La Choy® Chow Mein noodles can

Friday, November 28, 2008

I just urinated into an empty La Choy® Chow Mein noodles can

because there is NO FUCKING WATER IN MY FUCKING APARTMENT.

8 comments:

Brooklyn said...: I did not just read that. Because you did not just do that, and then just write about it.; November 28, 2008 4:34 PM
Matt said...: Yes you did. Because I did, and then I did.; November 28, 2008 4:45 PM
Brooklyn said...: I am so mortified. On your behalf.

Did you remember to flush?

:-/; November 28, 2008 5:14 PM
Matt said...: If by flush you mean take the can downstairs and throw it in the trash in the alley, then yes.

In an emergency I suppose I could use the 24-hour McD's across the street.; November 28, 2008 5:25 PM
Brooklyn said...: EW! You carried PEE downstairs??!!!

I was going to ask about an emergency McDonald's. They have 'em, you know. Usually right across the street. Yes.; November 28, 2008 5:33 PM
Matt said...: What do you want me to do, pour it down the sink?!

I would prefer an emergency Starbucks, since at least the smell of coffee masks the smell of human waste somewhat. At McDonald's, the food and the doo smell about the same.; November 28, 2008 5:41 PM
Dorothea Lasky said...: I am so sorry!! Pee out the window if you need to. It's just pee. It will help the air.

This happened to me once in Philadelphia. The nearest emergency bathroom was three blocks away and only open until 11 p.m. Nights were very long.

Again, I am so sorry!; November 28, 2008 11:03 PM
Matt said...: Oh wow...if I were in Philadelphia, I think I would invest in a chamber pot.

And of course if I were still in Indiana, I could just find a tree or some bushes. The only trees and bushes around here are city property...; November 29, 2008 1:10 AM

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