Friday, November 28, 2008

I just urinated into an empty La Choy® Chow Mein noodles can

because there is NO FUCKING WATER IN MY FUCKING APARTMENT.

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  1. I did not just read that. Because you did not just do that, and then just write about it.

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  2. Yes you did. Because I did, and then I did.

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  3. I am so mortified. On your behalf.

    Did you remember to flush?

    :-/

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  4. If by flush you mean take the can downstairs and throw it in the trash in the alley, then yes.

    In an emergency I suppose I could use the 24-hour McD's across the street.

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  5. EW! You carried PEE downstairs??!!!

    I was going to ask about an emergency McDonald's. They have 'em, you know. Usually right across the street. Yes.

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  6. What do you want me to do, pour it down the sink?!

    I would prefer an emergency Starbucks, since at least the smell of coffee masks the smell of human waste somewhat. At McDonald's, the food and the doo smell about the same.

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  7. I am so sorry!! Pee out the window if you need to. It's just pee. It will help the air.

    This happened to me once in Philadelphia. The nearest emergency bathroom was three blocks away and only open until 11 p.m. Nights were very long.

    Again, I am so sorry!

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  8. Oh wow...if I were in Philadelphia, I think I would invest in a chamber pot.

    And of course if I were still in Indiana, I could just find a tree or some bushes. The only trees and bushes around here are city property...

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