Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Practically everything we know about the South comes from firsthand accounts brought to us by locals. The right time for following people around is past, but not only do you get a free pass, the free pass gets a free pass, which may be sent along to the police unless intercepted by a third party. Told you it wasn't going to be easy. But, as always, you didn't listen. Looks like we'll have to fend for ourselves out among the aging groupies assembled before the lodge. As always, I liked what I say. It came to me that way, as out of a dream I heard about from some guy I knew and always liked. Yeah, that guy (forget his name) was instrumental. I was just mental. It was all mental, not dental. But some of it was dental. And some of it was parental. There they were, the prince and the duke lying in the mud with strawberries stuffed in their mouths. Stayed that way for, I don't know, a million years, like. The last place you'd want to be found, Nashville was nothing more than a pipe dream. A better memory might have served me well, oh well. Yes, I can never seem to grasp the enormity of whatever's happening right in front of me, the players all seem dead out there. Who can blame them? Does anyone care? It looks like the better part of a season is in the books. Like the time I washed up for no reason, although it was never determined why that was. Probably it would take another few years before we would get back to normal, but until then it would only be a few hours until the deadline we'd set for ourselves, notwithstanding greater expectations from the outside world. Farmers, for example, were up in arms. None of them wanted to record with me, so I had to fire them, and they revolted. Serves me right. Nowadays I cower unapologetically behind a large boulder I had installed on my front lawn. I mean, sometimes you can see inside it, all the way down to the subbasement level, so that a passerby may be confused by the sight, losing himself before he has a chance to recover any damages that might have occurred due to negligence, theft, or other practically legal means. And, honestly, I can't stress to you enough the importance of shaving all the way down to the skin, but if you don't want to listen, don't feel obligated. Nevertheless, all are welcome. Wipe your feet. Did you say hello to the hair stylist or did that not supersede more pressing concerns.