is here. It's made with rhyming tweets. It's neverending. Or, rather, neverbeginning.... Here's part of it:
Today and yesterday have been the most scorned days ever, I think.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink
Madison is in the air and we are on our way.
must. not. mention. twilight. and. how. it. sucks. in. essay.