Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Friday, February 27th, 10pm
131 E. 10th Street
$8 / $7 students & seniors / $5 members
Yeah, 10pm. Here's hoping I don't get robbed on the way home. Cross your digits, ppl. Say it to keep it from happening.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
2) Great job on your presentation, Woodrow!
3) Aw man, this goulash is great! You gotta try it, Eleanor!
4) Oh, be sure to watch the bonus materials; they got some great outtakes!
5) Great Scot, is that the reanimated corpse of Richard Nixon, come to eat our brains?!
6) Say, I've got a great idea for a new invention, but who will help me fund it?!
7) Mmm...this sliced bread is the greatest thing since...OH MY GOD. IT'S THE GREATEST THING EVER.
These are just a few examples.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
"Risk: a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely control their own lives." —Seinfeld
The excellentness or excellenthood of the screen door
Was not lost on the way to picking up
A head of lettuce, a shy beet, the usual
Customs observed while in debt to honorary doctorates
I've held my own hand slightly
Without bothering anyone too much in the dark
Of the allegory, where chimps are observed to have
Been singing the national anthem, or a national anthem
Until it was over I never looked away
And people came up to ask where I was
And in doing so found themselves if mostly by accident
Later we hung out, we always do this time of year
Their company is overrated but is all I have
Their daughters leave nothing to be desired
Except for real social change
Of which I'm a lifelong contributor
Sunday, February 22, 2009
*He doesn't write every day.
*When reading a book of poems, he tends to skip around rather than read it front to back.
*On whether poetry would be helped by a wider audience: "It's sort of like people are alarmed that more people go to rock concerts than go to chamber music performances, but the people who go to both enjoy what they're doing. Does it really matter how many of them there are? I suppose it would be alarming if there were only a dozen or so people who read poetry. But as I'm sure you know there are many more than is dreamed of in the mass media..."
*On political poetry: "It's got to function as poetry. It's got to satisfy the particular hunger that poetry and only poetry can supply, that kind of satisfying meal, as it were. There are certain overtly political poets who do have that capability and it's hard to know exactly why. I've always quite liked Charles Bukowski's poetry, for example, and in fact I even once gave it a prize. I was asked to choose the best poem in an issue of New York Quarterly, and, having read all the poems, I said, well, this is really the best one. It does what it sets out to do, it is what it is without pretension of any kind."
*Even though his work isn't informed by literary theory, he thinks that "if readers who are into theory find it offers a way into my poetry, I think any way in should be taken, probably. It's not that I'm putting theoretical concerns down, they just aren't mine. I guess because I'm writing poetry instead."
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Can any journal, no matter how big or small, be considered reputable if its contributors don't know the difference between 'lie' and 'lay'?
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
So basically what happened was I was listening to Bookworm the other day and heard about this band I've never heard about before, not one word, not even a Family Guy reference, in my 27 years. After listening to some of their songs online I've been thinking, What a curious choice for one's all-time favorite band. But that's cool. In other news, I learned in a Believer interview I read yesterday that Ashbery digs Bukowski. He didn't say digs, but that was the gist. But anyway how did Sparks escape my detection all these years? I had no idea such a huge gap in my pop culture awareness existed. I'd've thought I'd've heard of anything that's ever been on VHfreaking1 forcryingoutloud. I'm not really upset, I'm just coffee.
Um, I hope you plan on clicking 'play' on the above video, if you haven't already.
You did, right? ... Don't read this blog again until you have. Thank you. Listen to it a couple times so that you won't be able to get it out of your head all day.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
i REALLY REALLY want to know a code if u tell me one ill tell u my username
and u can bacome my friend plz plz plz im VERY VERY DESPRATE!!!!!!!!!! lucy
Plz tell me how can i tell him i love him by not tellng him verbally?
i wana too but i cant plz help me?
If a girl at late at night around1am called u the tone is sound crying .. wat ...
A World I Struggle to Understand,and one i dont think i want to.
Plz I really want to know this and girls plz tell me what you think and what I should do.
Plz no bad comments!!! Thank you!!!
I am looking for a girl , and this will be my 2nd marriage.
Because my present wife has some psycho-problems.
if you want to know about me more,
Plz don't waste $60 on that stupid crap plastic mp3 player!
Hey,anybody tell me their username and password i really want to know.
i want to know how to get them i also want to know how you can get them to
the b girl soo plz tell me i really reallly want it i know two codes but plz
can some one plz be so nice and tell me why dps join when thay not
to go hc and the guy/girl there are playing most have some brain
can anybody tell me what is periods in girls i want to know about that. plz.....
i just want to know the position of a baby boy in the womb because
i want a baby boy! plz tell me…i have a girl baby now
I don't know about "Tampons".Plz Girls tell me what is it?
I really want to know what is a tampon & why it is used.Please tell me.
If you tell me some details of how the woman's personality is,
to impress these girls on cellphone first? I also want to know the initial approach phase
I dnt thnk it is a gud idea for girls to tell the guys that she likes him
Random I Cant Till If She Likes Me Plz Held!!!!
I'm not sure if this guy likes me or not, and I do'nt want him to know
Hi i am zeeshan from Lahore want friendship with girls plz contac me
I want to know ID MSN of Joe-cheng actor! who know can tell me please
hi all taiwan girls i like taiwan girls so plz add me for a good friendship
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite. friend-
well dude u kno how gurls ... boy- y didnt u tell me???? girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
i am a barbie girl cos i have a barbie girl. if you want to know what my name
wat is the secret code i rilly want 2 now plz tell me or e-mail me
If someone has a song you want downloadable then just ask them.
Tell me if it's right ok? TY TY TY!! your a life saver!!! this is it ^^ thank you very much
you plz help me find the Elfen lied Let me be your girl ending song 1:30 min)? plz ...
You’re posting on my blog and you have the nerve to tell me you’re not checking
after getting what they want . so plz tell me how i will win her cos i really
i love the girl much but dont know how to get her to me as a dearest
Hello, me again. I think that I should get one of the barbie girls
to know okay plz bcuz i never got a barbie mp3 and i waited until April plz
i don’t want a barbie girl.i just want to know how can i get someone else password
please give i never tell any on please be my friend i tell u my id it is
Girls plz answer (what does cum taste like?????)
I heard someone tell me it tastes salty is it true??? is it ...
I dont know wat it taste like..but smell like da white part of egg
Plzzzz comment and let me know if u want a second part!
Hope u like the quiz !!!! plzzz comment and tell me if u want part 2
YES YES YES PART 2 ASAP PLZ PLZ PLZ MAKE IT I RELLY WANT PART 2!
Send me mail when u make it PLZZZZZZZ
i'm talking 2 jackass, i know that what u hv said was only 2 make fun of him
oh yeah tell me about it he want's tohelp ppl ohhhhhhhhe is a good guy then
Anyway, they started going out and now i want to tell her tha i like her
I NEED ADVICE(plz?)? I am dating two girls for a month now.
Non of them know about eachother.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
I mean, I don't want to miss out on miracles just because I didn't ask.
I worship far too often at the altar of consumerism.
I have too much stuff + yet I want more stuff.
I read about these nifty Start Here™ notebooks on Bloesem.
I eat too much. I drink too much. I want too much. Too much! Yeah. I guess so.
Why not? Yeah. Huuuuuh. Too much? Nahhhh. Maybe I want too much...
but I am confused about choosing an external hard drive. The situation is this...
I just received my new iMac and my niece's suitors
want to know too much too soon. "Religion poisons everything", screeched the atheists.
Indian companies want too much software control.
I want too much house music.
Is it too much to want my e-b/f to show up with a red bow
for my birthday and Valentine's Day? I think not.
Is it too much to demand a common mondegreen?
Sometimes, the most agonizing part of love
is realizing that I cannot limit what I put in the tank.
How much is too much to want?
If you want enough that it regularly makes you or your partner raw or sore
in a way that you find unpleasant,
that is too much to want.
How do you say
I ate too much and I want to go home
in different languages?
Friday, February 13, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Drinking on an embassy roof
With the ambassador's wife
I tried to enjoy the best blues drummer
I've ever seen perform
The British expatriate
Dicky Jaws, ambassadorial esthete
The cold-blooded envoy
Went out of his senses
As I took stock of the world of sex
The starving children delighted the novelist
Tonight the farewell banquet
Generally regarded as perverse
Seeps into rivers
And there is a form to sign
Monday, February 9, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Let me tell you that I have been masturbating for a long time. PLEASE!
Go clear the room out of Harpies and archers
Check out these screens! Pretty Sweet, huh?
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase help, cause I think this MOD looks soooooooo cool!
Greg! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase, do me a solid? Please help me out!
Hope there is more help included in the game for users like me.
Please give out some more codes. I could not get one. Would review for sure.
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase tell me how to do it!
Then get gun out of safe from the 2 digit number you got earlier
And I would really love you to dance this song pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase!!!!!!!!!!
It didn't help me feel better. But to each his own.
Check it out - finally figured out how to stick you in my top 24.
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase don't let this suck. It would be so funny if that happened to me.
It's not a perfect science, but pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase
Come over and search around my house for parts
That would help me keep this thing attached to my pants.
Sony always wins, baby.
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase link the Chadwarden soundboard,
One more bowl pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase????? I WOULD'VE BROUGHT MY
OWN MONEY IF I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA CHEAP OUT ON ME!
If so, pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase tell me how to do it!
I am begging now, please help me with this game
Please tell me pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase
I don't like to wait
People living in NYC tend to let everything be out in the open
Want to get me a coffee or you feel like you wish to help me,
Help me poop. Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase help me.
The dangly bits thing bothered me.
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASE HELP! I HAVE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase!!!!!! Uh, I said NO, seeing as it's 45° outside!
Whoever told you the TT bikes were being phased out doesn't know his a**
Thanx Steve and all of the above (except for hoverboy) for your help.
Any chance you could put WORM OUT or COUNTRY FREAKS up on here Dale?
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase, Please, Please, Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase
So, really, you're telling me you've got sixteen pound balls. Do
Not give out any personal information about yourself pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase
Give us back our thread. Frown. Burnt toast!
Long story short
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase take my number - whoops - her number
And let me know if you find it. Lord help me!
Take your medicine as ordered, and we WILL hold it.
Call out to her. If she wants to see you, she'll be here...come see me, Toy Fairy?
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase. (Pause. Nothing...
...should I go?? or should I just go to the CLUB???? Help me out here and
Don't bother me. I'm eating.
I'm 5'10", 175 lbs,
Saturday, February 7, 2009
The Third Reich sucked pretty hard.
The first two were classics though.
The Third Reich sucked balls.
I never realized how much the Third Reich sucked
as compared to the other two.
The Third Reich SUCKED!!
I swear to god
The Third Reich sucked.
I know many of you may not agree with my opinion
but the truth of the matter is
Cheech and Chong
is better than the Third Reich.
I think the Third Reich sucked balls.
The violence was excessive and gratuitous.
The Third Reich sucked, and you all know it.
The First Reich was great, the Second Reich was almost great,
the Third Reich sucked.
The Third Reich sucked like hell.
Friday, February 6, 2009
and so am I.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
I watched the laundry spin
And spin and
I said to myself
"If you think about
Fabrics for too long
You may begin to
Think you are one
And you are but
Only in the sense
Of your being what
Your clothing makes you
Appear to be in
The eyes of other
People. They see you
As fabric, or more likely
Fabrics, plural, but you have
Them beat because you are fabric, and
Not in the figurative sense I just described. I
Was lying. Gotcha! You are literally denim. Hahahahaha!"
I have not yet fully recovered from this incident.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Get your clickeration on right here.
UPDATE: The bio they wrote for me says I'm a self-confessed recluse. I don't know why it says this. I'm neither a recluse nor self-confessed.
FURTHER UPDATE: Ok, some very weird things are going on with that bio, and I'm not sure what the deal is, so just disregard anything you might read there.
Monday, February 2, 2009
2/14/09. Pitchers and catchers.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
I rolled my eyes
To help identify wildlife
Involved in a three-way
With my friends—people
Who seemed almost morally
Opposed to my extension
Of walking to ice-skating
Their minds are not equipped for
My self-inflicted horizon
I never read the books
The Queen gives me
Permission to say that
I have other things to occupy my attention