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Why are people so paranoid about Facebook Places, and Facebook in general?

If I were more popular and actually hung out with people, I might be worried about Facebook Places. As it is, I'll take all the attention I can get!

Seriously, are people afraid of assassins or something? Is everyone sitting with their backs to the wall at restaurants?

Maybe people just think they're a little bit more important than they really are....

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WHERE'S MY 15,000?


Something strange happening...
Where's my 15,000 coupons??!!
O all of your skill points. O support rank. O bestiary
(which is messed up and annoying).

O golds (the heck, where's my 15,000 gold "TEATS"?
That pretty much sums up the situation. Where's MY 15,000?).
Would the following Bible verse make a good lab creation?
"Raise???? John Galt. Topo, dude, you're a pip!"

Wait, where's my "15,000 web page backgrounds" CD?
Good answer: bad answer. Report abuse.
I agree, where's my 15,000 RPM 16MB cache Raptor?
I'd even take another 36GB version, keep it fast and cheap.

No joke, where's my 15,000-acre ranch in Texas
And helicopter.... Dangit great great grandpa
Why didn't you get in the oil biz!
You been on my weed

Has your mother never told you?
How about some new emblems?
Yea, where's my 15,000+ forum posts emblem?
But in all honesty,

Where's my 15,000K? Flizzy Fizz. Flizzy Fizz. I want my stuff back...
I WANT MY STUFF BACK U STUPID SCAMMER.

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AN EASY 15,000


Join Facebook to start connecting with 15,000
HUGE AUTOMATIC SUPER bonuses.
Make $100/day EASY. Marc van der Chijs is offering that sum
To anyone who can help his company.

When you see the free rocket launcher in the glass,
Grab it and sell it to the merchant. Wheelin' Combo,
5,000 points on easy; 15,000 on normal. Ours had some glitch
Where it just didn't accept any combos. Whatever.

We got it once. I got it on the second try. Seriously.
Stupidly random indeed. But for me, an easy 15,000.
“We're probably talking easy 15,000 (unemployed)
In the city of Providence,” he said. “We need jobs.

I have the best of the best skulls turned on:
Tough Luck, Catch, Fog, Thunderstorm.
I'm also playing this in co-op. I scored easy 15,000.
Sealed burners ensure that spills can't get underneath,

Making clean-up easy. 15,000 BTU ultra high output burner
Has the power to quickly heat a large pot. Now,
I'm just thinking if I could doubledip
By enrolling my business, too. Would be very nice

And easy 15,000 miles for nothing if it worked.
Toss an old man around for fun (and points).
If you manage to toss the man more than 100 units of distance,
You should be able to earn an easy 15,000 tribute!

Put us to work repairing the schools." Do note
That parts of the television will harbor many thousands
(An easy 15,000) of volts at a significant amperage,
Specifically around the flyback. The sales rep had a list

Of resorts that Marriott would buy back. It had great suspension
And brakes, and ran like a raped ape.
And if you nail it right, at a slight angle,
You should get plenty of air to do an easy

15,000 point trick. An easy 15,000 points with no pressure whatsoever.
It wasn't easy—15,000 lbs. of household goods,
And little time for performance, but Williams organized
And achieved incredibly! 300 CDs, 300 cassette tapes, 100 LPs;

If we estimate 15 songs each (probably more on the tapes,
But let's make the math easy): 15,000 songs.
Want an easy 15,000? Job taken! Sorry.
Okay, well, thanks, Rod. Appreciate it.

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So in 1998 this movie The Last Days of Disco came out and I thought, I'd like to see that. Twelve years later I got around to it. So good. It's the third movie in Whit Stillman's unofficial "yuppie trilogy". The other two are Metropolitan and Barcelona. These are the only movies he's made. Last night I watched Metropolitan. The writing is so great in these movies. Both also include the very funny Chris Eigeman, whom you might remember from Gilmore Girls and Malcolm in the Middle.

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FUTURE FINANCIAL SOLUTION FOR FREE


It's good to hear how the world looks
And bold, bold ideas.
Let's talk more about mental leveraging, if you're following
My thoughts on Steve Jobs this morning.

Digital media, traditional media, and consumer habits,
I guess I want them. I have great friends who said they will help me out:
Studs, femmes—average and plus size—
Children exposed to harmful radiation from unnecessary CT scans,

Too good to be true. Hey, where have you been recently,
Free conference calling with audio recording?
Tech is great, I know the quandary. Did you enjoy the fights?
I loved seeing BJ put Diego in his place:

Ever since about two minutes ago when I heard someone refer to it as such.
I hope those without humor don't win. Your tweets are a great read.
Cinnamon crunch is your friend. Stop talking 'bout him,
I'm drooling and imagining a death match with Serena. Urgh LOL.

I'm not that worried about it. You landed in my inbox
At the perfect time. I have officially graduated from high school.
Life is so sweet right now. All time high.
Crackberry is back in action. Is awesome.

29,000 scattered marijuana seedlings were found
In central Utah's Wayne County. No arrests. LOL I understand that.

PROBLEMS WITH DIET AND ENVIRONMENT


There's nothing more motivating than finding out
Smart people are optimistic about one's work.
I am getting closer to monster. I feel it from my balls to my bones.
I have lemon iced shortbread and am brewing tea.

One half of 60's sensations Sonny & Cher who became a U.S. congressman
Accidentally discovered the gin & tonic with muddled cucumbers and it's delicious.
It's stuff like this that makes Antiques Roadshow worth watching
Even if you don't like antiques.

Take it to the extreme if you're game:
I call myself a Cake Whore because I have gotten out of my bed late,
I mean real late at night for pastries.
They call me Cake Lady.

Um... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth,
Dreading counting thousands of bottles of wine today.
Where'd you get the pizza? I'm listening to Regina Spektor,
And I'm craving Nellie McKay.

Kristin Kreuk has an Indonesian mother
And Chinese grandparents.
There is a tube of KY Jelly in the room.
Watching Chelsea Lately and Ed Asner exchange sexual flirtation is quite disturbing

If you can't lift your bag. Check it,
As simple as that. I will be in NYC starting tomorrow.
Anyone have any weird artists to recommend?
I'm really looking forward to Zombie Jesus Day,

Norman the Leather Coral, Pinky & The Brain Astreas,
The Charlies Turbos & The Scarlet Crew 5 Crabs.
Will Cochabamba, Bolivia
Make up for what was missed in Copenhagen, Denmark?

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Riding a bike instead of a car does not make you interesting.

Not having a TV does not make you interesting.

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I USED TO HAVE A LOT OF ENERGY

I used to have a lot of energy

I don't anymore

I stopped having energy around the time I realized

Everything I write is a lie if it's not about you

But I can't write about you

Now the only thing I can think of

In order to write

Is to make everything that is not about you

About you

No matter what it is

This night for example is about you

These Chinese lanterns are about you

Even though they are not Chinese

They are just lanterns

But they and the people walking around

And the people sitting at tables drinking coffee outside

Are about you

Even I am about you

Because in a literal way

You are inside my brain

And not only are you inside

You are at this moment

All that is there

And I am nowhere

Looks like I'll have to wait till October to move. It feels like there's something I should be doing. I have that feeling where you're thinking, "I came in this room to do something, now what was it?" Except I'm having that feeling all the time, and not about any specific thing. Job, apartment, girls. If I could just make some progress in one of these areas. It's so hard to find an apartment though. I haven't gotten any responses to the messages I've sent in the past week. I don't want to give notice to my landlord until I'm set with a new place, but it's supposed to be 30 days' notice, so I guess I'll aim for October 1, and respond to every ad for rooms at $500 and under. (This being New York, there aren't that many.)

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I'm tired of this "females only" bullshit in apartment ads. I understand it, but I'm tired of it. If I were posting an ad looking for a roommate, I'd prefer females too, of course. They're cleaner, and even their messes are not as gross as boys' messes. But I wouldn't specify this in the ad. I would just wait until I get responses and then choose any woman who isn't a guy. Discreet discrimination is the way to go.

THE ORPHANED PLANT ADVOCATE


Don't be fooled by "14 emission reductions"
Kids' behavior problems may have to do with
How 'bout a salad
Hopefully I'll be more focused tomorrow
My school is having a big kickball tournament
And we'll be facing the hardest team first
Having drinks with broken bells
If we were in Chicago
We'd totally go to the Thinkering with Hardware workshop
I tried calling but neither you or Steve Varga answered
Unless I somehow called incorrectly
The smell of dirt turns me on
This is based on 2005 levels
Clean those up & you might be amazed

The other day I was at Subway eating a sandwich. A commercial came on the radio advertising a product to increase a man's "thickness and width". I thought, "Where am I?" Then I thought, "'Thickness and width' is redundant."

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New studies in monkey antagonism

Anonymous said:

Yr another pussy Gallagher. Don't you have some watermelons to smash, or firehose to spray? rules of conduct will do for slate. or salon. or yr favorite lesbian democrat site. Not beat lit.

You think this is like about civility and appeasing the cafe-ahhtistes? Its not, puto. Its about like rage, and glory and not going gently into that not-so-good night, punk. Kerouac on a flatbed. Jack London in alaska. Conrad on a steamer. Dostoyevsky in prison.

Literature not merely for spinsters, or drama queens, haiku-weavers or Sylvia Plath basketcases. If it is, fuck the shit. Capichay?

This almost seems like parody. I mean, how could someone write this in earnest and not realize they sound like an ultra-precious 16-year-old dweeb who just discovered Allen Ginsberg and suddenly thinks of himself as a rebel? But I guess there are a lot of poets like this, who go from being 16 to 22 to 25 to 30 to 50 without maturing beyond the adolescent stage. And eventually they end up spending eight hours a day writing 700-word comments on poetry blogs. At least this one was entertaining.

‎John: I would have said yes, you are being a little deliberately over-sensitive, except that I note, for instance, that you've posted a picture of a condom applicator on your site. In my book, that's in very poor taste.

—Curtis Faville

(Nothing to say about this. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, you know?)

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Outrage!

I just received an email from Ron Silliman. The situation appears to be more disconcerting than I’d imagined.

In regards to the disappearance of the archive of tens of thousands of comments sent to his blog over the past eight years, many of them grouped in extensive and sometimes insightful discussions around various themes and authors, and many of them contributions polemical, anecdotal, bibliographical, idiosyncratical, etc., from dozens of poets and critics of note, and many others of them from dozens of poets likely to be of greater note down the road:

That he hasn’t “thought about saving them.”

This is truly, breathtakingly, extraordinary.

Kent [Johnson]

Oh yeah. I think we can agree this is basically the worst thing that has ever happened. I mean, this is officially worse than the oil spill. How can we go on living? It truly takes my breath away. Extraordinarily so, in fact. 9/11, Janet Jackson's nipple, and now this. Where will it end?

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