HELLO, I HAVE A POLITICAL OPINION


Hello, I have a political opinion
Allow me to express it
By wearing this
Smug-ass t-shirt

Nothing beats a good slogan
To make me feel good
About what I believe
And more importantly

To make you feel bad
Because that's what politics is about
It is about making sure
That the only people who are your friends

Are people who agree with your politics
And the most efficient way to do this
Is to wear a t-shirt
That people will either laugh at approvingly

Or deride or simply ignore
You can then judge easily
Which people are worthy
To be your friend

And which people are simply
Not worth speaking to ever
Or even worth attempting
To understand in an empathetic humanistic way