Wednesday, April 20, 2011

I CALL BULLSHIT ON THERE BEING AN ACCURATE COSMOLOGICAL MODEL


It's hard to tie a worm's heart
On a booger doctor. Being a lobotomized toddler
Just play Sexual Muppets: the cat pictures.
I just like the biblical soggy pile

Of totally edible food. Why does science even know?
Laser eye surgery doesn't immediately run over my hometown
Where Hamburger Helper cut my stress balls.
After 60 we razzle-dazzle them, but we're close

So it's like I just spared you all your face,
Every flappy part when you can drink the same person.