JOHN BOEHNER WILL NOT STOP PUTTING GROSS TACOS IN ME
Thank God for honest people like John Boehner,
A southwestern Ohio Republican who goes into Taco Bell
And sees that he can eat a taco made out of polar bears and lipstick.
Personally, the idea fills me with unmanly squee.
Don't expect me to get wet over beef. Dude, if you tickle me,
I'm not responsible for your injuries after, okay?
And that does not make me racist.
Say what you will about John Boehner, you DO NOT want to engage him in a game of
Spontaneously changing form into a ginormous taco
To artificially deflate the cost of labor.
Things do not get any simpler when demons and magic are involved.
Meanwhile, a skinny blonde one table over has spent 15 minutes putting on makeup.
A few years back, she committed the unthinkable sin of partnering with Taco Bell,
Thinking outside the cow for money. I could write a bunch here
About why this is dumb as hell. I can tell you this:
I can tell you that I'm putting my sock on now.
We are just going to sit here and eat a cold chicken taco until
John Boehner and Paul Ryan double down on destroying Medicare by attacking AARP.
Talk about two people who will not be taking their talents to South Beach.
Thinking they do makes me (I mean you) look like a bitch, and
I totally agree, sleeping with dogs is gross!
I will never forget the first time I cranked up the Gross National Debt
After pissing out a Long John Silver's fish taco platter
Early on Saturday morning. Not anymore.
I'll never voluntarily turn that thing on again.
Also I am not sure if they will rent me the monkey this year.
My son tripped and sat on him, and it went from sad to gross.
Do you eat the last little tip of the banana?
This question is being debated vociferously in Israel today,
Not only by academics. I just hope that John Boehner will tell me if
It's a place where the guys are hot and not gross.