I heard about your nudity. Congrats! It's a fitting
denouement to our crumbling infrastructure,
petty as a picture. Tossing it aside, I'm all dreamed up
with no lawn to mow. I bought a vacuum
but soon abhorred it. Please to reserve me
a relevant doughnut; it's time
for a new beginning, the last ever.
What an expected surprise! And sorrow!
I'm wearing important underwear now
whose grace knows no natural predator.