Friday, October 7, 2011

What are the bases?

Amorously speaking, I mean. I have never known what first, second, and third base are supposed to be. It seems to me there are more than four levels of sexual contact anyway. Thoughts?


  1. Hmmm... Bases...

    Isn't it like 1) touching an arm, 2) holding one hand, 3) holding both hands, 4) spinning together in a circle?

    That's it isn't it?

    I just reread your angry take on Tony Hoagland's stupid foodcourt poem from beginning of 2010, which came up in google. Still makes me smile...

    Cheers Matt.

  2. I think you nailed it!

    Ah, early 2010, I remember it well.
    Ah, youth...

    Cheers my good fellow.